Trump Tissue Paper
Like the Commander in Chief, this tissue paper is unpolished and rough. In lieu of a mask, you'll need several layers to fashion as impromptu PPE, because it's as thin as his skin. To use on other parts of your body, don't dawdle...because it can fall apart as swiftly as one of his conspiracy theories.
Act quick: it sells out faster than he sells out the average American for a photo op.